{"id":3379,"date":"2024-04-29T06:23:58","date_gmt":"2024-04-29T13:23:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/katechamberlin.com\/?p=3379"},"modified":"2024-04-29T06:23:58","modified_gmt":"2024-04-29T13:23:58","slug":"cornucopia-national-poetry-month-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/katechamberlin.com\/index.php\/2024\/04\/29\/cornucopia-national-poetry-month-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Cornucopia: National Poetry Month (3)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Guide Dog\u2019s Dilemma<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">By Kate Chamberlin<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Eeny, meeny, mynee, moe.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Which way should I go?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If I guide my lady to the right,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The bakery will be in sight.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If I guide her to the left,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The catastrophe will be set.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We\u2019ll collide with another cart,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Surely, that wouldn\u2019t be smart.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Eeny, meeny, mynee, moe,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I chose to guide My Lady forward, with all the confidence and decorum I know.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Guide Dog\u2019s Dilemma By Kate Chamberlin Eeny, meeny, mynee, moe. Which way should I go? If I guide my lady to the right, The bakery will be in sight. If I guide her to the left, The catastrophe will be set. We\u2019ll collide with another cart, Surely, that wouldn\u2019t be smart. Eeny, meeny, mynee, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3379","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/katechamberlin.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3379","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/katechamberlin.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/katechamberlin.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/katechamberlin.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/katechamberlin.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3379"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/katechamberlin.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3379\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3380,"href":"https:\/\/katechamberlin.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3379\/revisions\/3380"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/katechamberlin.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3379"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/katechamberlin.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3379"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/katechamberlin.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3379"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}