{"id":428,"date":"2011-10-04T12:38:48","date_gmt":"2011-10-04T19:38:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/katechamberlin.com\/?p=428"},"modified":"2011-10-04T16:01:43","modified_gmt":"2011-10-04T23:01:43","slug":"wheres-the-chicken","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/katechamberlin.com\/index.php\/2011\/10\/04\/wheres-the-chicken\/","title":{"rendered":"Where\u2019s the Chicken?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Where\u2019s the Chicken?<\/p>\n<p>  Do you remember the elderly lady who, upon receiving her hamburger at the drive-through window, opened the bun and asked:  Where\u2019s the beef?<br \/>\n  We recently went into Taco Bell\u2019s and ordered their newest special: a flat bread chicken sandwich.<br \/>\n  My first response was:  Where\u2019s the chicken?  There was little to none in the folded crease of the flat bread.  Next to no lettuce or anything else I could identify.<br \/>\n  Did they really think that dumping on lots of spicy, hot sauce would make up for lack of substance?  I don\u2019t think so.<br \/>\n  It was a rip-off, to be sure, and I\u2019ll not be frequenting Taco Bell any time soon. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Where\u2019s the Chicken? Do you remember the elderly lady who, upon receiving her hamburger at the drive-through window, opened the bun and asked: Where\u2019s the beef? We recently went into Taco Bell\u2019s and ordered their newest special: a flat bread chicken sandwich. My first response was: Where\u2019s the chicken? There was little to none in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-428","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/katechamberlin.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/428","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/katechamberlin.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/katechamberlin.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/katechamberlin.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/katechamberlin.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=428"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/katechamberlin.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/428\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":430,"href":"https:\/\/katechamberlin.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/428\/revisions\/430"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/katechamberlin.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=428"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/katechamberlin.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=428"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/katechamberlin.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=428"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}